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Satan is Getting a Lot of Mail This Time of Year

Author: Stampy McGlitterstitches

Mon Dec 02 2019

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PLANET EARTH - Satan has reached out to let us know that he actually appreciates all the extra mail he gets this time of year. It's a nice change from people simply trying to sell their soul. That gets old after a while.

The Prince of Darkness actually enjoys this time of year because he gets to see what the young people of the world want. He is well aware of who the mail is intended for. But he likes to point out that at least mail going to him gets read. Who knows where all that other mail goes? Because everyone knows that Santa isn't real.

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