Trump Releases the Results of His January 11th Physical

Author: Some Medical Writer

Sun Jan 14 2018

The doctor who oversaw 71-year-old President Trump's first formal physical Friday said the commander-in-chief is in "excellent health." Dr. Ronnie Jackson's (or, Ronny Jackson, MD) very brief statement released Friday night revealed little about the results of the physical at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center.

The country takes very serious the health and well being of the President, as he must continue his all important golf outings. "Since we all know that it's impossible to fake a document as important and critical as a doctor's note, there is no need to provide further proof", says Dr Jackson.