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Local Man is Dismayed that Millions of Other People Had the Same Idea He Did

Contributing Author: Me


A local man is extremely upset and annoyed. He got to the local Best Buy at 4:30AM, only to find that there was already a line. Roughly 1500 people were already in the parking lot, and had been there since Thanksgiving day.

"I thought I could beat the crowds", he was quoted as saying. The crowd could be heard laughing at him as he moped away disappointed.

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