Happy Second Indictment Day

Author: Happy Citizen

Fri Jun 09 2023

MIAMI FL - It finally happened.  Pigs actually started flying yesterday!! The waddling orange dumpster fire that is Donald J Trump has been indicted.  Again.  This time on 37 Federal felony charges, all related to the stacks of boxes he squirreled away at his house in Florida.  That is the reason that when he turns himself in on Tuesday, it will be in Miami.

I have been saying for over a year now that the DOJ was slow rolling this whole thing.  From the way they'd been handling this for the last year, it seemed pretty clear that they were hoping he would die of old age before they finished and had no choice but to indict.  But as we've seen, evil people like Drumpf don't die.  They just keep going.  If you are one of those people seeking longevity in life, the secret is to be an evil piece of garbage. 

I seriously still maintain that they were hoping they would never have to do this.  Because they know what kind of firestorm this is going to create.

Trump's supporters will dig in their heels and continue to support.  People that want him held accountable for being a criminal shitbag, will be thrilled about it and write articles on their favorite news satire/commentary site.  In short, this is not going to change anyone's mind.  Both sides are entrenched.  And we have already seen this.  The ones that support Drumpf maintain that this is a witch hunt and a hoax.  Even though there are piles of evidence, literally.  Even though there is surveillance video and audio recordings.  They will still keep parroting the line that this is somehow all political.

Anyway...  So here we are.

Yeah.  We finally got him.  And it only took years upon years.

And that is all I have to say in this article.  Because the media will be flooded with stories about this.  And I mean everywhere.  It will be real news, fake news, spin, satire, you name it.  This will be all over the news for at least the next few weeks.  And this tiny little site in a far off subdomain on the internet is barely getting noticed anyway.

But, hey, while you're here...  If you like the graphic used for the spotlight on this piece, it is available as an NFT.  If you want to throw me some support, that would be great.

Ooooh...  Wait...  I do have one more thing to say
What will happen on Tuesday?  Here is where I state my hope about how they handle this. 

Drumpf is a flight risk.  He is a danger to this country.  Considering we know that espionage and conspiracy are among the 37 charges for which he is being indicted, there is a good chance that the judge may simply refuse to grant bail.  They could absolutely lock him up until the trial.  And they are under no obligation whatsoever to politely warn him about that.  In fact, that would be a mistake since he would be on a plane to Russia the moment he found out.

I don't know if that will happen.  But it absolutely should.  At the very least, they need to shut down ALL of his communication channels.  Social media, email, phone, everything.

That is my hope right now.

UPDATE:  The number of indictments I heard yesterday was 7.  Today, they read the full indictment.  It's 37 felony counts.  The article has been updated.

Also, here is the link to the PDF so you can read it for yourself.  Little light reading there, lol

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